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Monday, April 24, 2006
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Our Little Technophile
(from the little d's page)
They say that kids grow up fast. Well, 'they' couldn't be more right. This week, Emily Anne has revealed her curiosity and capacity for techknowledge.
Lately we've noticed...(read more)
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Tuesday, April 18, 2006
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Gaming Lately
(from the Gaming page)
I normally start these blog entries with 'it's been way too long since I've posted here.' Well, it's true, but I hate repeating myself. :)
Some good gaming has occurred in the last three months. I've had a few game nights at the house, and one weekend of almost nonstop gaming when some friends came to visit in... (read more)
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Monday, April 17, 2006
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Parent Job Listing
POSITION :
Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma
Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa
JOB DESCRIPTION :
Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call.
Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities! Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required.
RESPONSIBILITIES :
The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf.
Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers. Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of multiple homework projects. Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks. Must be willing to be indispensable one minute, an embarrassment the next.
Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices. Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst. Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of the end product.
Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility.
POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION :
None. Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you.
PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE :
None required unfortunately. On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis.
WAGES AND COMPENSATION :
Get this! You pay them! Offering frequent raises and bonuses. A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that college will help them become financially independent. When you die, you give them whatever is left. The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.
BENEFITS :
While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth and free hugs for life if you play your cards right.
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Sunday, April 16, 2006
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Happy Easter
From the Dreifuss Family!
Our Savior is Alive!
For the 'blooper' shots attempting this family photo, see the pic page and go to the Family/Easter 2006 folder.
We wish you blessings on this extraordinary day!
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Tuesday, April 11, 2006
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More Pics, Stats
Details omitted from the last post:
Time of Birth: 11:51am | Weight: 7 lbs. 5 oz. | Length: 20.5 inches
More pictures have been posted as of about 15 minutes ago.
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Sunday, April 09, 2006
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He's Here!
The child formerly known as D4 has been revealed:
We present to you Logan Charles Dreifuss!
More pictures can be seen in the Pic Page - Photos/Logan folder.
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Tuesday, April 04, 2006
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Numerologist's Dream
On Wednesday at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 in the morning, the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06.
I have put in a request with my expecting wife for this delivery time/date. She'd love it, as it'd be a week early. I'd love it, because I'm a geek.
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Monday, April 03, 2006
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Any Day Now
D4's due date isn't until next Thursday. But the general feeling is that the little guy will be here really soon. I am secretly hoping for Wednesday, as it will result in a numerically cool birth date.
We'll keep you posted!
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